Doctor SMS Jokes

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(1) A doctor's said to a surgery patient:
On your insomnia I will give you these medicines to fall asleep, and you have to take it with some water on your hand.
Patient: I cannot do it
Doctor:  why not? `
Patient: Oh, I can not swim at all.
`` Sister! Why waking up the patient? ``
`` He still did not take sleeping pills! ``

(2) A psychiatrist asks to his patient':
Dr: What is your problem?
Man: I want to go with a girl.
Dr: For what?
Man for dating
Dr: and what thing stops you to do so?
Man: my wife

(3) Three years ago my doctor advice me that if I not stop being drunk, it will be kill me completely
Moral: You nonsense I have to obey him. 
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