- Keep abusing your president may also make you president someday.
- Life is like a train which has several terminals to stop but you can also push the emergency handle to stop it according to your own wish.
- Some time a good fortune knock at our doors and we ignore it as a rubbish joke.
- Every 7th American may not have any teeth in the mouth, so why you are worrying about your teeth pain.
- You are so unique in this human crowd, if you don’t believe it than you can check your hands palms
- You can take a good start of your day by escaping home without facing your wife.
- Between two girlfriends, always pick the one who never slap you before.
- Who build the pyramid of Egypt? Masons.
- Females mind are much cleaner than males because they change their mind with every second.
- A person with a sharp mind always busy in thinking and worrying but a person with dull mind always enjoys his time because he has no mind to think.
- Does world end on 21 December 2012? I will tell you on 2ND December.
- I can give everything you want on 30th February.
- Fool people need advice; do you need any advice from me?
- I always shocked when someone tell me that Lady Gaga is a girl.
- I also got a shock when I heard about Justin Bieber is looking for a new girlfriend.
- What is the definition of mortgage loan? Die for your own place.
- The safest place for crying is the rain, because no one can see your tears there.
- Weather forecast for Alaska on radio, welcome in weather studio, today is Sunday with same weather.
- Do you like, dancing with the stars? No problem, you can watch tit on ABC TV channel.
Best Funny Motivational Quotes
Some of these saying are really funny but also giving a positive motive of life.
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